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Eat a Jar of Dicks CandyThis is exactly what it sounds like: a jar packed with miniature, multi colored hard candy penises. The name is the joke, the candy is real, and together they make for a gag gift that actually delivers on both counts. The flavors are sweet, the shapes are unmistakable, and the whole thing is ready to hand over without any wrapping required. It works because it commits to the bit without trying too hard. The jar is self explanatory, the candy is

deluxe pump

and built to hold up over time without degrading

Metal conducts vibration differently than silicone or plastic

wall-mounted

Easy operation means you actually use it instead of leaving it in a drawer

and it works because it removes the awkwardness of deciding what comes next

layered feeling that reaches every nerve ending at the same time is what she has been waiting for

It just works

seats without pressure points

which is a completely different experience than something stiff

The dual-layer construction gives this dildo a soft

Fragrance: Fragrance-free