The David's Goliath | Marble Statue Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly

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The David's Goliath | Marble Statue Long Leg Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With FlyIt is our distinct pleasure to introduce the statue of David long leg Ball Hammock pouch underwear. You asked for it. We delivered. Ok, ok, none of you asked for it. But we felt like the world needed it nonetheless. David may not have been "big" by current day pornographic standards, but when you drop trou to reveal Michelangelo's marble masterpiece the people are going to be impressed. Get out there and make us proud.

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maintaining an ideal intimate temperature and promoting male intimate health

because you know what they say about big feet

The hot dogs on this Ball Hammock® pouch underwear are heating up before they even get to the grill

making it ideal for warmer conditions or high-activity wear

daily wear

Cut Boxer Briefs Special Feature paradICE™ Cooling Fabric (for temperature regulation)

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anti-chafing support

Material Composition: 88% recycled polyester

Design/Color: "The Slate Expectations | Grey Tonal"

elastic waistband ensures they stay put without digging in